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Friday, August 29, 2008

Stormy Weather: Thoughts About Poetry on the Anniversary of Katrina

The Phoenix area was hit with quite a storm last night, by our standards. Buckets of rain, hail, constant bolts of lightning like a strobe light. It seemed a miracle at first, how the air cooled to almost 80 degrees, how the pine trees in front of my house wouldn't need water from the hose for a change. Until this morning. ASU's campus, a national arboretum, was strewn with the limbs of dead and dying trees. The hard shells of palm trees across the sidewalk looked like road kill. Soggy magazines were everywhere, usually safe in their outdoor wire baskets. A lot of the plants that desperately needed the rain were simply wiped out by it. All across campus, students stand taking pictures of the fallen trees, a car crushed underneath a gigantic palm.

On the third anniversary of Katrina
, even the weather in sunny Arizona serves as a reminder, a call for empathy and action, as New Orleans awaits the arrival of Gustav.

The New Orleans Times-Picayune's book blog today had this question for its residents: "Are you still reading Katrina books?" One thing's for sure: people all over the country are still writing them. The blog also features this list of new books on the subject (fiction, nonfiction, poetry and children's books), and earlier in the week, the paper featured a full-length article called "After the Deluge, Poetry," exploring the many poems still being written.

For writers who don't live in New Orleans, but once did or feel deeply about the what is happening there, the question of how to write about the devastation can be a difficult one. Former HFR poetry editor Katie Cappello, who lived in New Orleans for a time, wrote in an article for the fall 2007 issue of Marginalia, "Time to Turn: Poetry of Witness and What it Can Do," the following:

Here’s the problem I have been struggling with as I consider sending out [her poetry book about New Orleans] for publication: I am not from New Orleans. I only lived there a year. I worked at a bakery and in an office, babysat for the family across the street, made a few friends, and moved back to Phoenix. So why do I feel the need—no, the compulsion—to write about a city that is not mine, a tragedy that I only experienced through the television and hasty emails from friends? Do I have any authority as an outsider? And what can these poems, any poem really, do to alleviate the suffering of that city, any suffering?
Katie's book, Perpetual Care, recently received the Elixir Press Eighth Annual Poetry Award, and will be published in 2009.

ASU MFA faculty member Cynthia Hogue recently received a grant from the Arizona Commission on the Arts for a book collaboration with photographer Rebecca Ross, to explore the journey of twelve Katrina evacuees from New Orleans to Phoenix. Cynthia wrote,

I lived in New Orleans for four years in the early 1990s, so I knew the city that flooded after Katrina, and mourned its loss deeply. I didn't feel that I had a right to write about it, however, because I wasn’t from the region, had moved a decade earlier, and wasn’t affected personally by the devastation. Somewhere between that restraint and my feelings, I happened upon the shape of this project, that I could interview evacuees here in Arizona.
These struggles aren't unique to poets; the questions are relevant for all artists. To what extent can we speak for others? Is it fair to appropriate stories that aren't our own? What is the value of empathy? How and to what extent does art affect this kind of suffering? At the end of her article, Katie answers: "Poetry of witness not only reveals ourselves and others, but it also reveals ourselves in others. It is poetry of permeation and connection... So, we write and witness in order to live. In so doing, we find we are not alone and build the strength needed to turn and act."

Website of the Week - MagCloud

MagCloud very well may be the future of magazine publishing. As the publisher of a print journal, it's hard to say for sure whether I find this exciting or terrifying. Possibly both?

Reacting to the idea that "Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one" (a quote from A.J. Liebling), MagCloud puts the power of magazine publishing in everyone's hands. Let's say you've designed a magazine that you're quite proud of. MagCloud accepts a PDF upload of your magazine for free. Readers then browse through selections of the online magazines (searchable by category) on the site including, hopefully, yours. To order a copy of your magazine, reader pays MagCloud $.20 per page, then MagCloud prints the copy and sends it off. You spend your time worrying about design and content, and MagCloud takes care of the rest. Revolutionary, no?

I can't say for sure if people are actually ordering print versions of these magazines, but I can say that the online choices are really fun to look through. Though I must admit that I approach the reading of them with the same kind of "looking-for-the-next-thing-to-click-on" tendency that characterizes much of my online reading. I am trying in earnest to fight this! I am embracing the future!

Take a look at MagCloud. I'd love to hear what you think.

A Certain Swirl

Today's featured poem on The Writer's Almanac is "A Certain Swirl" by Mary Ruefle. Mary will be a faculty member at our Desert Nights, Rising Stars Writers Conference in February. Check out our complete list of conference faculty here. Consider coming, why don't you?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Once upon a wish...

Once upon a time, there was a world where many children did not have access to a good education. This was a terrible world. Many of those children grew up to be poor or impoverished adults who could read and write no better at 30 years old than they could at 13 years old. Relatively few earned higher educations so fewer and fewer adults became teachers so more and more children were being left behind every year. Eventually, only the most determined or the most indifferent (a strange paradox) would take up the call to teach. The classroom was a veritable and unremitting battleground where the teachers were often outnumbered 30 to one. If they could help it, and most couldn’t, no concerned parent allowed their child to set foot in an urban public school. The future of this world was too horrible to think about.

And then there was an idea.

In fact, there were lots of ideas coming from people who come up with ideas for a living. The Lords and Barons from the land of McSweeney poured out their fortunes and talents until they had reached every child in this world and given them a proper foundation in education by teaching them to read and write well and they did it for free and the children became excited about school and homework and learning until Peace, quite unexpectedly, reigned in the world. And they all lived happily ever after!

Alright, so McSweeney’s is actually a publishing house in San Francisco, CA and the Lords and Barons are really Writers and Editors (not necessarily respectively) and we all know that World Peace is still a long way off. But here are the truths; education is in dire straights, urban children are at a particular disadvantage, few people want to teach anymore and for good reasons, the future is often too horrible to think about, and McSweeney’s volunteers at 826 Valencia have put their hearts, souls, and bank accounts on the line in trying to combat these issues free of charge. And. It’s working—this also is a truth.

But David Eggers and his volunteers are only human and can only be in so many places at once. Tutoring centers similar to 826 Valencia have cropped up across the country, but it's still not enough by a longshot. So with the help of the prestigious TED Conferences, LLC. and the hyper-immediate availability of information on the Internet, Eggers has made a wish and submitted it to the cosmos. Will you answer it? But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Watch the video before you answer in haste. Stew on it a bit. Then say YES and like you mean it.

Good News for Short Stories!

In celebration of Denver's 150th anniversary, the Rocky Mountain News has commissioned eleven short stories from Colorado writers to feature in the series entitled "A Dozen on Denver: Stories to celebrate the city at 150." One story will be printed each Tuesday, beginning after Labor Day.

The writers of the stories are Margaret Coel, Joanne Greenberg, Pam Houston, Connie Willis, Nick Arvin, Sandra Dallas, Manuel Ramos, Robert Greer, Arnold Grossman, Diane Mott Davidson and Laura Pritchett. The twelfth will be the winning story from the writing contest associated with the series. The story must be an original work from a Colorado resident, set in Denver in the future, and must mention Larimer Street. It should be 2,500 words. The winner will receive a $500 prize and their story will be published in a Rocky Mountain News special section on Nov. 14.

Said newspaperman John Temple: "While I love great journalistic storytelling, I've got to admit that fiction has a special power to tell us truths about ourselves and our society that it is difficult for even the best journalism to touch." Well said, John Temple! You and the Rocky Mountain News just made my morning.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

From the Intern Desk: Poetry.com

What does it take to be a published poet?

Apparently make a check out to poetry.com, and editor Howard Ely will secure your place in publishing immortality.

The site poetry.com acts as a database and resource service for everything poetry. Writers, discussions on form, and even a contest featuring an award for 20,000 dollars are available.

I logged onto the site and checked out their online library for information on poetics. I saw an offer for a poetry contest and decided to give it a shot. After two weeks, I had completely forgotten it, until I received a letter in the mail from the ISP (International Society of Poets). The letter stated that out of thousands of submitted poems, I was selected as one of "outstanding publishing merit." Having never been published, I was excited at first, until I got to the section about handing over my credit card information.

For almost fifty dollars, I would receive a leather bound book including other "selected poets." A red flag went off in my head and I immediately thought this was a scam.

Online research revealed numerous websites, including this one that speak of these less-than-honest techniques. While poetry.com seems to be legitimate from the resource end, my reading revealed that EVERY poet that submits to the contest receives this congratulatory letter.

Considering that most journals want work based on skill, merit, and artistic integrity, paying to have my poem published didn't seem right...

TO BE CONTINUED....

On Novel Tie-ins



What happens when a writer of literary fiction gets the call to write a novel tie-in for the TV show Burn Notice? This essay in the LA Times by Tod Goldberg, author of Living Dead Girl, Fake Liar Cheat, Simplify, and now Burn Notice: The Fix tells it like it is. And he's funny, too.

Unusual Calls for Submissions

Call for Submissions About Writing Workshops
The New Plains Review is seeking stories, essays and poems on the subject of writing workshops and MFA experiences for its fall issue, devoted to the theme of how writers grow--or not--in educational settings. Submit original work by email to Editor Douglas Goetsch at douglasgoetsch(at)gmail.com (replace (at) with @)(as Word attachment or typed into the body of the email); or send hard copy to: Submissions, New Plains Review, 100 N. University Dr., Box 184, Edmond, OK, 73034. Deadline is Sept. 24, 2008. Note: We will gladly consider previously published work if the author owns the rights to it.

OPEN ISSUE for Writers over 50
Submit work: June 1 - September 15 (postmarked date); Results announced (projected date): November, 2008; No reading fee for Open Issue submissions; 3-5 poems, 50 lines max. per poem; or, Short fiction, all stories totaling no more than 4,000 words; or, one Memoir, or a series, 4,000 words max. in total. Include cover letter and brief bio. Include name and address on all pages. All work must be accompanied by a Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope (SASE) with sufficient postage for reply/work return. No previously published work. Simultaneous submissions to other journals are okay, but please notify us if the work is accepted elsewhere. No email submissions, inquiries only. If you need more information, send us an email: (replace (at) with @), or call: 410.837.6047. Send all submissions to: Passager; 1420 N. Charles Street; Baltimore, MD 21201-5779

Art Affair 2008 Western Short Story Contest Rules

Art Affair’s western fiction contest (maximum: 5,000 words) is open to any writer. Enter your own original work only. Please do not include a SASE; entries will not be returned. Entries must be postmarked by October 1, 2008 and should be unpublished and/or unaccepted for publication when entered into the contest. Manuscripts must be double-spaced and in 12-point font. Please type "Western" and your name, address, telephone number, and title of manuscript on a cover page which will be removed before judging. On your manuscript, type page/word counts in the upper right-hand corner of the first page. You may enter as many western short stories as you like but each entry requires an entry fee. Prizes: $50.00, $25.00, $15.00 (Prize money and certificates will be mailed to the winners and a list of winners will be published on the website in December 2008.) Entry Fee: $5.00 per manuscript (Make check payable to Art Affair); Deadline: October 1, 2008. Mail entries to: ART AFFAIR - CONTEST (Mark your entry "Western"); P.O. BOX 54302; OKLAHOMA CITY, OK 73154

Mighty River Short Story Contest
Deadline: September 1, 2008. We're searching for the best short story relating in some way to the Mississippi River, the River Valley, or a sister River: its landscape, people, culture, history, current events, or future. Semi-finalists will be chosen by a regional team of published writers. The final manuscript will be chosen by Susan Swartwout, publisher of Southeast Missouri State University Press. Winner receives an award of $500 and publication in Big Muddy: A Journal of the Mississippi River Valley. Winner will be announced October 2008. Guidelines: • Work must not be previously published; • Send maximum of 30 double-spaced pages, with no identifying name on the pages, and a separate cover sheet with story title, author's name, address, and phone number; • Send SASE for notification of results; all manuscripts will be recycled; • $15 reading fee includes a copy of the issue of Big Muddy in which the winning story appears.

Inland Empire California Writers Club
Short Story, Poetry, NonFiction Contest; Prizes $100, $50, $25 Per Category. Theme- The Road Less Traveled. Your Short Story, Poem or Non-Fiction must touch on the theme, The Road Less Traveled in some way. Be creative; you are a writer. The 2008 Inland Empire California Writers Club Short Story, Poetry and Non-Fiction Writing Contest is Open to All Writers (Membership in the California Writers Club is not a requirement.)

CALL FOR SHORT STEREOPHONIC SOUNDSCAPE & HOERSPIEL WORKS
Deadline: September 15, 2008; A Miniature Audio Exhibition of Stereophonic Soundscape & Hörspiel Works; to be presented at Digital Art Weeks 2008; September 25 - 28, 2008 – Basel, Switzerland

PROJECT CONCEPT:
It is an Asian concept rooted in Buddhism that self-cultivation can be developed at home as a householder and is not merely confined to a temple or monastery. Buddhist believe that enlightened beings are those who “grew” out of the “mud” of the material world. So, like the lotus flower, which penetrates through sullied mud and water, but emerges unspoiled, enlightened beings are beautiful and pure even though they grow up in the material world. The phrase “a diamond in the mud” is an analogy for this and in keeping with it the Digital Art Weeks would like to issue this call to artists and to submit pre recorded works (Soundscape, Hörspiel, Sonic Poetry) in regard to the beautiful and the sullied. The works will be chosen on their ability to transcend the listeners into a “moment of tranquilly” and out of the confines of the everyday, or as expressed in the Diamond Sutra: “Dwell upon nothing and produce the pure mind.”

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Loafing Bread At Bread Loaf

Yeah, I'm not sure if that title makes sense either.

If you're like me, even though you're not at Bread Loaf this year, you're asking for valuable nuggets from your genius writer friends who are there. This year, the Washington Times helps us out. This article gets behind the scenes with the wait staff.

A special shout out to Caitlin Horrocks, Evan Roskos and Eva Valencia, my genius writer friends who are Loafing.

Monday, August 25, 2008

George Orwell, Blogger

The Orwell Prize is reproducing George Orwell's diaries in blog form. Starting on August 9, 1938 and continuing through October 1942, the entries are being revealed 70 years to the day they were written. Peter Davison's footnotes from the Complete Works are used to give further insight.

The diary entries cover everything from political opinions to notes about the weather and chicken farming. As reported by Time magazine, some Orwell fans are afraid the blogs will diminish the man.

But I think they're pretty cool. Today's the first day of school at ASU. Out my office window, it's over 100 degrees and students are everywhere. Said Orwell, 70 years ago, "Today hot again. Gipsies beginning to arrive for the hop-picking."

It's almost as if no time has passed.

Contributor Spotlight: Daryl Farmer

For several days in June, no one had heard from him. So two bush pilots landed their plane on the small airstrip and walked to the Alaskan lodge where he lived alone, calling his name. There was no answer, and inside their worst concern was confirmed. “Skinning Wolverines,” a story in the most recent issue of Hayden’s Ferry Review, was inspired by the man they found dead there, a man I met while living in the village of Nondalton. His name was Mitch, and I knew him only for a short weekend, but have never forgotten him, and never will.

I first met him on a Friday night after a frenzied snowmobile ride trying to keep up with Marty “Bigfoot” Gaspar across a frozen lake. At the lodge, Mitch greeted us in the sub-freezing evening wearing a pair of cut-off shorts, one side cut to the knee, the other about six inches higher. He walked with a bowlegged limp. He was a large man with a red beard, a Vietnam Vet who had carved a life for himself caretaking that lodge in the wilderness. Marty called him The Mad Russian. He moved swiftly, never stood or sat in one place for long, and his frame was that of a man who chopped enough wood to keep a lodge warm through the Alaskan winter. He was given to swearing and drinking whiskey. He was welcoming, and friendly, but made no bones about the fact that pissing him off would render one forever crosswise in his sights. (It had happened. The man who was my principal and boss, for example, was to never set foot in Mitch’s lodge again). “Everyone has to make their own damn drinks,” he growled at us upon our arrival, but then proceeded to make us all Bloody Marys, generous on the vodka. Every hour or so, he would let out a vibrant yelp, a wild holler filled with the joy of being alive.

So it came to be the next morning that I found myself checking wolverine traps with Bigfoot and the Mad Russian. These were men entirely in their element. I was not. Riding a snowmobile was one of the new experiences I had that weekend. Shooting a particular kind of gun was another. When we saw several moose, I was advised, “If they charge, punch it. Don’t stop. You stop, those moose’ll stomp your ass.”

Not far from the moose was one of Marty and Mitch’s trap sets. It would be fair to say based on the fur all in hackles and the hissing behind bare teeth, that the wolverine the trap held was none to happy.

So now here I was, me, Daryl, meek pacifist urban dweller tree-hugging animal lover, trapping and hunting (well, tagging along, really--I don’t actually hunt). The wolverine was still growling and hissing. I closed my eyes and tried to make peace with the inevitable. I heard two shots. But wolverines don’t go down that easy. It was still hissing. Mitch kept walking toward the wolverine, and Marty kept telling him to be careful.

“If he gets out of that trap, he’ll climb all over you!” said Marty to Mitch.

But Mitch’s face betrayed no fear. The cigar between his teeth did not even twitch. Wild man. And “wild” is not pejorative. Mitch worked this land like any carnivore would, like a bear, or a wolf. Only with tools, and language and stories to tell. Wise in a way I’ll never know, and wish I would, because all the while I was thinking, if there’s one poor fool dumb enough to die out here, it ain’t any of the three of them. Anyway, the ending here is bloody, and I’ll dispense the details other than to say that back at the lodge, Marty skinned that wolverine while Mitch made a caribou roast and yelped, and swore, and laughed. Later, there was whiskey and cards, and celebratory gunfire into the crisp midnight sky. The next morning, before we left, Mitch gave me a pair of walrus ivory earrings for my wife, which she still owns and occasionally wears. As we rode away, I stopped and turned and saw him walking toward the barn where there was wood to be chopped, work to be done. All of it was work. Hunting and trapping was not a matter of hobby. In Mitch I saw a man who’d found what I still seek--a place in the world that fit him snug and comfortable. He understood how to fully live in the natural world and to participate both in its beauty and brutality and the knowledge he held is not one to be found in books, or theories, on the internet or the Discovery channel. His was a knowledge that connected to deepest instinct and purpose, a wisdom that is too quickly diminishing in this world, and I fear when it is lost for good, so will we all be.

I don’t imagine Mitch would have shed a tear had it been me that died. I don’t think he was wired that way, and besides, I doubt if he would have remembered me at all. But I’m not ashamed to admit his death had that effect on me. I wish him well where he has no doubt landed. I hope he finds there a chilled air, and a vast wilderness to wander.

Daryl Farmer's recent work has appeared or is forthcoming in The Laurel Review, Quarter After Eight, Fourth River and Prairie Schooner. His first book Bicycling beyond the Divide: Two Journeys into the West (University of Nebraska Press) recently received a Barnes and Noble Discover Great New Writers Award. He is an Assistant Professor at Stephen F. Austin State University in Nacogdoches, Texas, where he teaches creative writing and literature. Read more on his website.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Website of the Week - Cassette From My Ex

Probably the most memorable high school mix tape I ever received was from my friend Shannon. Its theme was digestive disfunction. I can't and won't try to reproduce the exact names, but Side A was a colorful description of vomit, and Side B was a distinctive rendering of the other stuff. Both titles barely fit on their skinny white stickers, and contained adverbs. Gross? Or genius?

So that stories like this one (except cooler, longer and more articulate) won't be lost forever, we have the website Cassette From My Ex, wherein writers, artists and musicians tell the story of their most memorable mix tapes, and then post the songs for us all to enjoy. Tapes called "The Pressure of Life" and "OBLITERATION" bring back high school memories, as does food poisoning, in my case.

Art Intermission Vol. 4

I recently came across the work of Jane and Louise Wilson at 303 Gallery in New York. Their huge prints of a packed London bookshop stand in contrast to the ordered spaciousness of Candida Hofer's libraries. As a book lover, the images grab me in a lusting kind of way, pulling at my urge to collect. This feeling is tempered by the current state of the book. With digital versions of books becoming the norm, and reading amounts down in general, there are many who are openly questioning the necessity of libraries and bookstores. The images can't help but feel like a piece of nostalgia.

A Cup of Ambition: The Literary Agent

We've all heard it before, at dinner parties, from relatives, from our therapists: "Oh, you write. Does that mean you'll be a teacher?" Fine, fine. We can't make enough money to "eat" or "live" from our poetry. Every MFA graduate knows the horrible feeling that settles into her stomach as graduation approaches. You finished a whole book!, you keep telling people. And still, no prospective employers come a-calling. Here at HFR, we know how you feel. We thought it might be interesting to take a closer look at some jobs we writers and lovers of books might enjoy. Or do enjoy. Or have tried, and regret. This regular post, A Cup of Ambition, will talk to those in-the-know about what the working world is really like.

Meet our third guest...
Michael Bourret, Literary Agent, Dystel & Goderich Literary Management, New York City, NY

Literary agents are an integral part of the publishing process. We represent authors and their works to publishing houses (who in almost all cases no longer accept unsolicited materials), we negotiate contracts, and we manage careers. The last part, managing careers, is the most overlooked and most important part of our jobs.

How did you get to be an agent?
Completely by accident. I'd had no real interest in publishing, and I'd never even known agents needed writers -- I thought they were only for movie and sports stars. But while studying film and television production at NYU, I took an internship at what was then Jane Dystel Literary Management. While I was only doing it for the money, I discovered that literary agents have very interesting jobs that require a lot of business-sense but also a great deal of creativity. I was hooked.

The Good Stuff
Working with insanely talented writers, editors and colleagues.

The Bad Stuff
Working with insanely talented writers, editors and colleagues. Talented people, as much as I love them and love working with them, aren't always the easiest people to deal with.

Surprise Me
There's no real training to be an agent besides apprenticeship. That's why it's so important to learn from the best.

Spin a Yarn
I almost passed on the book that went on to be a National Book Award Finalist, Story of a Girl by Sara Zarr. There was a recurring part of the book that wasn't working for me, and despite the obvious solution to the issue, I couldn't see it at first. I almost told Sara that I loved her writing and would be happy to see the next thing. I'm so glad I didn't, for so many reasons, but it shows you how thin the line is between yes and no, even for something as brilliant as that book was. I'm not even sure Sara knows how close it was!

Who makes a good agent?
Empathy, patience, focus and finesse are all important to the job. I try very hard to empathize with my writers, to see thing from their point of view. It's not always easy, but I think it's an important life skill for everyone. I'm working on patience still, but in a business that moves at a snail's pace, you have to be willing to look at the big picture. Focus is difficult in a world of constant distractions, but it's so important to keep your eyes on the prize. Finesse is a necessary skill for an agent, whether it's in dealing with authors or in negotiations. An agent works best when he gets what he wants for his client without the publisher even noticing.

How do I become you?
Read. A lot. And read broadly. Being an agent means expanding your horizons into books you wouldn't necessarily have read for pleasure. I know I've found that I like more kinds of books than I would have imagined.

Wow, This is One Mean Email Scam

Sig Gussler, administrator of the Pulitzer Prizes, says the Pulitzer hoax, like all frauds, mines a basic human emotion.

"I think they all prey on people's hope: 'I hope I won something. I hope I can make some money.'

"They're offering people false hope."

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Book Lovers Loving Each Other

Publisher Penguin has paired up with Match.com to create a dating website for the book lovers of the world. Penguin Dating launched today, providing “a place to meet and indulge in the age-old art of writing love letters.” Members will write in their profiles what books they're reading, and will have access to reading groups and Penguin author information, in addition to advice from relationship expert Kate Taylor.

Says the website, "According to a host of recent polls, reading is officially sexy. Neglect your depilation and cancel your gym membership - you'd be better off heading to your local bookstore." But perhaps a person can be well groomed and still find time for reading?

Also check out Penguin's blog, which adds some funny, behind-the-scenes commentary from Alan, the (single?) copywriter.

Cover Lover - Under the Covers, Lovers!

Cover Lover wants to invite you back to his place for a peek at his etchings. Well, not really. Cover Lover has no etchings—it’s just a clever ruse to get you back to his place and help him lay some ant traps. Not much of a date, you say? What if Cover Lover mentioned that once you were done vacuuming, he’d let you have a peek at his modest collection of vintage sex manuals? Friday night, then? Saturday? It’s useless to resist Cover Lover, unless that stiff white hankie you’re waving happens to be a restraining order.

Post-war era sex manuals typically come in two varieties: dull, dry textbooks with not a lot of interesting diagrams, and salacious, albeit clearly bogus “case studies” designed to appeal to lonely traveling salesmen. For the record, Cover Lover’s interest in sex is more pure than prurient, which is something Cover Lover’s lawyer made up. In truth, the prose is what makes these relics so darn appealing. Here’s an example: “In classical Rome, the attitude with the wife astride was greatly favored.” It just doesn’t get any better than that, does it? And if you think that’s good, wait until you get a load of “abnormalities in the external stimulus.”

But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

How to Pick a Mate, by Dr. Clifford Adams and Vance Packard (Dell, 1946) is an excellent starting point. Let’s consider the time period for a moment. World War II was over, there was no Match.com, and only Western Union sent text messages. According to their introduction, the authors had zero competition on bookstore shelves:

As far as we know this is the first time anyone has written a book attempting to put mate selection on a sensible basis, despite the fact that sooner or later almost everybody selects one.

The authors’ “sensible basis” includes 20 fact-filled chapters (“Is it Love—or Infatuation?” and “Nine Dangerous Characters”) along with 15 quizzes for you and your future spouse to complete and compare. Cover Lover and his fiancée took nine tests last Sunday and matched up 90% of the time. How to Pick a Mate may be dated (some of the questions dealt with our fears about the atomic bomb and the growing threat of Communism), but it’s clearly well-intentioned. When the book was written, Dr. Adams was already head of Penn State’s Marriage Counseling Clinic and had interviewed and tested hundreds of couples. Journalist Vance Packard would eventually write The Hidden Persuaders (1957), an early “pop-sociology” title devoted to media manipulation.

Sex & Marriage Problems, as told to E. B. Taylor (Hillman Publications, 1948) purports to be “intimate records of a psychoanalyst,” but Cover Lover was not born yesterday. For the record, Hillman Publications specialized in true confession/true crime magazines, which makes the book a little suspect. That said, how could you not embrace a book that begins like this:

Annette M. was only twenty, but in her eyes was a lifetime of learning about men—the wrong kind of learning. President Harding once said it was a good thing he wasn’t a woman, because he couldn’t say no. That was Annette’s problem too.

The whole book reads like a lurid love noir, with chapters—er, “cases”—such as “The Strange Love Triangle” and “The Frigid Wife.” The analyst is obviously more fraud than Freud, but the book is still a kick.

“Only one generation ago it was impossible for a layman to obtain a frank and scientific treatment of sex except in some exorbitantly priced book concealed behind a bookstore counter.” (from the introduction of The Hygiene of Marriage)

The Hygiene of Marriage, by philosophy professor Millard Spencer Everett (Eton Books,1951) is—according to the back of the book—“an achievement in lay-medical literature on sex,” and darned if it isn’t. Cover Lover is fond of this book because takes marriage, sex, and family planning so seriously, and was happily surprised by the solid information it contains. It goes without saying that this is a stimulating and penetrating read, but Cover Lover enjoys overstating the obvious.

Guide to Sexology, Illustrated was compiled by the Editors of Sexology Magazine (Paperback Library, 1965). That’s right, Virginia—the very same Sexology magazine started by the godfather of science-fiction, Hugo Gernsback, back in the early 1930’s. The book is comprised of short articles (“The Obscene Telephone Call,” “Strange Sex Fixations,” “166 Men in Dresses”) and an entire chapter devoted to fifty “basic” sex questions that would not be out of place in a “Savage Love” column. Endlessly entertaining, if not wholly satisfying.

Lit Journal ZYZZYVA in LA Times

The L.A. Times tells the story of ZYZZYVA and editor Howard Junker, calling the literary journal "a rare tale of success from that imperiled realm known as the printed word." (HFR's in its 23rd year of publishing too, by the way.)

Junker's blog, ZYZZYVASPEAKS, is on vacation until September 1, but check it out to see (he posts a lot of pictures) and read about "the struggle day by day."

Finalists for the 2008 Thurber Prize for American Humor

Three finalists for this year's Thurber Prize were announced yesterday. The prize is America's highest recognition for the art of humor writing.

Larry Doyle, for I Love You, Beth Cooper
One of this year’s judges, Firoozeh Dumas, herself a former finalist, said: “Clearly Larry Doyle was not the BOMC (“Big Man on Campus” for those of you who have suppressed the Eighties.) Had Larry been cool, he could have never written I Love You, Beth Cooper, a hilarious yet painfully accurate account of high school in all its pimply glory.”

Patricia Marx, for Him Her Him Again The End of Him
As 2008 judge, and former finalist, Robert Kaplow said of Him Her Him Again The End of Him: “...the care and exactness of language itself elevates the story into something more artful than simply a comic novel. There is a real sense of a complicated and contradictory human being, and it infuses every page of the novel.”

Simon Rich, for Ant Farm
Christopher Buckley, a 2008 judge and winner of the prize in 2005, praised Ant Farm “for its youth and freshness and impertinence,” and Jon Stewart, the 2006 winner, called the book “hilarious.”

The Thurber Prize for American Humor was first presented in 1997 to Ian Frazier for his book Coyote vs. Acme. In 1999, the prize went to the editorial staff of the satirical magazine The Onion for Our Dumb Century; in 2001, to David Sedaris, best-selling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day. In 2004, the Prize was made an annual award and was given to Christopher Buckley for his comic novel, No Way to Treat a First Lady. In 2005, it was presented to Jon Stewart, Ben Karlin and David Javerbaum for America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction. Five-time Emmy winner Alan Zweibel won in 2006 for his novel, The Other Shulman, and last year's prize went to former Frasier Executive Producer Joe Keenan for his novel, My Lucky Star.

For more information on the prize and this year's finalists, see the Thurber House website.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Podcast #2: Caitlin Newcomer and Stephen Tuttle Discuss Their Stories

Our second podcast is up for your listening pleasure (see our podcast player in the right hand column of this page). Fiction writers Caitlin Newcomer ("Only This Torn Room Forever Sleeps") and Stephen Tuttle ("Amanuensis") discuss their stories from issue #42. Hear Caitlin and Stephen talk about the birth of the stories, how they took shape, and how they felt being included in our grotesque issue. And hear their questions for each other. As a special treat, this podcast ends with the writers and HFR staff getting a little personal.

If you haven't yet read Caitlin and Stephen's stories, head on over to our website to read before you listen.

You can listen to our first podcast from issue #42 with photographer Ellen Shershow-Peña and poet Gabriela Jauregui here.

We'd love to hear your comments, questions or feedback!

Caitlin Newcomer lives in Columbus, Ohio. Her current work is forthcoming in Nimrod International Journal and The Cincinnati Review.

Stephen Tuttle's fiction has appeared in The Gettysburg Review, Black Warrior Review, Crazyhorse, The Colorado Review, Indiana Review, and elsewhere. He lives in Utah.

Book Blurbs, Blurbing, Blurbers

Blurb. It's one of those words that, if you say it many times in a row, begins to lose its sense of word-ness.

If you take a look around the internet for opinions about blurbs, you'll find they run the whole spectrum. From being essential to the sales of your book to not mattering at all. (The site MakeYourBookFamous.com puts quite a bit of emphasis on blurbs, guiding you over to its parter site, ContactAnyCelebrity.com so you stalk famous people to get endorsements.) Regardless of where you stand on the blurb spectrum, the fact remains that books continue to sport as many positive blurbs as possible, provided they say something nice, and most especially if they use the phrase "tour de force." So obviously publishers and marketers think blurbs are working to a certain degree, which means the blurb question - to blurb or not to blurb - rages on.

This week, The New York Times Sunday Book Review featured an essay called "He Blurbed, She Blurbed" by Rachel Donadio, which looked at the role of blurbs in the lives of a number of authors and books - from David Sedaris to Zadie Smith to Dave Eggers. And last week's essay "Why won't you blurb me?" from first-time novelist Rebecca Johnson on Salon showed the blurbing problem from the I-wish-I-knew-more-famous-writers point-of-view, ending with the conclusion that "So much of blurbing process is a corrupt quid pro quo."

Kind of depressing. For a blurb-related laugh, consider this sentence from blogger Max Ross from The Rake: "I've been taught to trust blurbs about as far as I can throw them, which is roughly about as far as I can throw a book, which is not very far, because I am quite weak, my muscles having been described as sauce-like." You can read his great blog post about blurbs (say that five times fast), "Judging a Book by its (Back) Cover." The post ends with a short quiz which asks you to identify the famous book by its blurb(s). Perfect for book dorks. Let us know your score!

Unusual Calls for Submissions

TransitionsAbroad.com invites you to enter its 2009 Expatriate Travel Writing Contest
Professionals, freelancers and aspiring writers are invited to write articles which describe their experience living abroad. Making the move to live abroad is for many the ultimate transition — often the fulfillment of a lifelong dream, in other cases the result of chance and circumstance. We are seeking inspiring articles which also provide in-depth practical descriptions of your experience moving and living abroad, including discussions of immigration, personal and family life abroad, housing, work, social interactions with the natives, food, culture, and potential prejudices encountered. See website for more.

Online Journal Seeks Current Events Poetry
THE NEW VERSE NEWS covers the news and public affairs with poems on issues, large and small, international and local. It relies on the submission of poems (especially those of a politically progressive bent) by writers from all over the world. The editors update the website every day or two with the best work received. See the website for guidelines and examples.

TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN: a caregiving anthology
The NLWC Carers Group invites submissions for its new anthology of short stories, memories, poetry, letters, and line art, all on the theme of CAREGIVING. Contributions are welcome in English or Irish. We’re hoping for inspiring or uplifting pieces to publish alongside poignant and touching ones. Funny is always welcome, as are your tales of adventures & misadventures, and memories of significant moments as a carer. See website for more.

WOODSTOCK REVISITED
WOODSTOCK REVISITED will contain fifty stories written by people who attended the original, 1969 Woodstock Festival. Since all the books that preceded it have focused on the musicians, promoters, and staff, this book will be the first one that chronicles the audience’s experience in an up close and personal way. Our intention is to document the event itself, but to also provide a portrait of America as that tumultuous decade came to a close. Stories should be historical within the context of 1969 and yet unique to your experience. Stories must be TRUE, 850-1100 words, vivid, and substantive. If you did not attend but know someone who did attend, you can write an “as told to” story. DEADLINE: SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2008. See website for more.

EARTH'S BODY: AN ECOPOETRY ANTHOLOGY
Coeditors Ann Fisher-Wirth and Laura-Gray Street solicit submissions for an international anthology of ecopoetry. We are looking for a wide and varied array of submissions. Our working definition of "ecopoetry" is flexible; it includes not only what might be called nature poetry, and not only poetry that focuses on environmental issues, but also experimental poetry--poetry that explores language in its relations with the other-than-human. We welcome work by emerging as well as established poets. We welcome serious poems, playful poems, poems in open or traditional forms. Depending on limitations of space, we will consider not only short poems but also poems of several pages. The anthology will include only living poets or poets who were alive as of July 2007, and will include only poems either written in English or already translated into English; for poems not written in English, both the original and the translation must be submitted, and if accepted, both will be published. We will consider work that has been previously published. The deadline for submissions is DECEMBER 15, 2008. Please send up to six poems to BOTH Ann Fisher-Wirth and Laura-Gray Street. You may send them as email text or by snail mail. If they come as email text, make sure the spacing and lineation travel accurately. WE WILL NOT OPEN ATTACHMENTS. Please also include a short bio and a cover letter, and an SASE for our reply.

Ann Fisher-Wirth English Department Bondurant C-135
University of Mississippi University, MS 38677
afwirth(at)olemiss.edu (replace (at) with @)

Laura-Gray Street English Department
2500 Rivermont
Randolph College
Lynchburg, VA 24503
lstreet(@)randolphcollege.edu (replace (at) with @)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Congratulations to Rachel Contreni Flynn!

Rachel has won the Bright Hill Press Chapbook Award for 2008! Her chapbook, "Haywire," will be coming out from Bright Hill in spring 2009. To find out more, see the Bright Hill Press website.

Rachel's poem, "Eiffel Tower, 1969" appeared in issue #42 .

Bad Poetry Day

Today, August 18, is Bad Poetry Day according to Wellcat.com, creator of all sorts of strange and unnecessary holidays.(For example, Bifocals At the Monitor Liberation Day (??) is December 1). To celebrate, send a loved one a bad poetry card. Or spend a little time on the Very Bad Poetry website. Or share your bad poem here. For your enjoyment, a few from our office:

Ode to My High School Boyfriend
by Beth

Love like a cigarette.
Burning, burning.
Night at the prom,
turning turning.
With another girl,
yearning, yearning.
Stamp it out, ashes.
Urning, urning.

Sadness
by Kristina

My cousin married
an alcoholic.
Damnit.

Ten Minutes With You
by Elizabyth

The first minute, I stare into your
eyes so sweet like gelatin from the jelly dough-nut center.
Two and we are there like two of us
just like only room on the bus
for two. Minutes go by and three
and four and five and you and me!!!!!
Then -- also -- the dog is named CAT
becauxse of it all you make me laugh.

Contributor Spotlight: Kate Kostelnik

Distractions aren’t all bad. I gave the past two years of my writing life to two-hundred fifty teenagers who: cheated on tests, plagiarized, tried to get me fired, lied, texted while I lectured, took advantage of my trust, challenged everything I said and thought I knew, surprised me with their patience, rewarded me with their progress, made me laugh, and, all things considered (despite a couple of authentic assholes), were some of the finest people I’ve ever met.

Teaching public high school students how to write was a job that, as it rightly should, consumed my entire life. I am not a noble person and I didn’t take the job to right a wrong or prove a point. Initially, I did it because I thought I could. I took the position to save money. Eventually, I did it because making fourteen-year-olds appreciate Hawthorne’s “kick ass” characterization of Hester Prynne is so much better than sitting in a cubicle. I did it to show AP composition students that effective repetition can add rhythm and emphasis to paragraphs but can also be tedious. I did it to support my husband while he worked on his novel. That made me noble until the hundredth time I proclaimed⎯to him, my friends, and even a few strangers⎯how much I was sacrificing for his work. It was a worthwhile job that was horrible for my writing and almost as bad for my marriage. I resigned last June.

Today, I’m in my basement writing again, but my students, among other things, still distract me. There’s also the twelve week old puppy we adopted because we have to make books before we make a babies. There are hundreds of books that I need to read. Just my husband and I used Egyptian technology to ease a three-hundred pound treadmill down the basement stairs. The machine diverts me daily to repent for my sedentary career and also reminds me how my thirty-year-old metabolism is literally fucking retarded. Add vanity to ignobility. My former students, who had so much fun googling me and laughing at my earlier online work, will read this blog and repeat what I said about profanity, how it’s just automatic language. What did I really mean when I cursed in the lines above? Well, I truly meant that some kids are assholes, whether fully-formed or not, they know what they’re doing.

And that meta-mess at the end of the last paragraph exemplifies one of the wonderful, invited distractions in my resumed writing life. I think about what they’d say. How they’d call me on my bullshit. I worry that the ones starting college will make my same mistakes. I worry that the ones still stuck in high school will let their frustrations about still being stuck in high school get to them. Or that they won’t live in the present. I worry that they’ll forget all those preachy lectures about the importance of reading, writing, and original thinking. Some days, really bad days, those speeches were more for me.

This week they’re sending emails and Facebook messages asking for college recommendations. Last year I wrote original letters for forty students. This year there will be more. The letters will interrupt my novel chapters, make me neglect my incontinent puppy, and keep me from properly editing my short stories. Basically, they’ll screw up my writing life. The letters will be some of the best things I’ll ever write.

Kate Kostelnik’s fiction has appeared in 42 Opus, Invisible Insurrection, and most recently Hayden’s Ferry Review (her story, "The Dancing School" appeared in issue #42). She is the recipient of a 2007 NJ State Arts Council Fellowship, holds and MFA from the University of Montana, and will begin the PhD program at UNL this fall. She lives in Lincoln, Nebraska with Chewbacca, Witt, Boo Boo, and Derek Cavens.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Managing Editor Opening at The Southern Review

The Southern Review announces an opening for Managing Editor. This is a permanent, full-time position. Founded in 1935 by Robert Penn Warren and Cleanth Brooks, The Southern Review is published four times a year on the campus of Louisiana State University. Required Qualifications: three years editorial and copyediting experience on the staff of an established literary journal, university press, or national press; able to demonstrate the following: editorial expertise with fiction, nonfiction, and poetry; a broad knowledge of literary history, literary criticism, and contemporary fiction, poetry, and creative nonfiction; computer skills including Word Perfect; a solid understanding of the publishing, especially small presses and literary magazines; web design and database management. Additional Qualifications Desired: Excellent human relation skills suitable for dealing with diverse artistic personalities; terminal degree (M.F.A., Ph.D. or equivalent); knowledge of languages other than English. Responsibilities: oversees management and distribution of incoming manuscript; reads, evaluates, and provides detailed comments on manuscripts; copyedits and fact-checks, giving special attention to content, style, etc.; corresponds, when required, with authors regarding changes required to accepted manuscripts; works with designer and printer toward final publication. An offer of employment is contingent on a satisfactory pre-employment background check. For more information, please check The Southern Review website. Application deadline is September 8, 2008 or until a candidate is selected. Applications should include: a letter of application, CV or resume (including e-mail address), one-page statement of editorial philosophy, and contact information for three professional references. Applications should be sent to the following address: Jeanne Leiby, Editor/The Southern Review/Old Presiden t 's House/LSU/Baton Rouge/Ref: #018159/Baton Rouge, LA 70803.

Website of the Week - I Read a Short Story Today

Patrick Rapa reads a short story every day: from anthologies, short story collections and even literary journals. What's even cooler is that he wants to tell you all about them! To see what he's reading, find a recommendation for a good story, join the conversation, or tell him to read something, check out his website. Yesterday he posted his thoughts about "Amanuensis," Stephen Tuttle's wonderfully creepy story from our issue #42. You can read it too, on our website here.

Bigfoot Lives, If Only in Literature

As reported by both The London Times and KTVU news in California, two men in the woods of Georgia claim to have found a Bigfoot. In addition to the 7-ft 500 lb. corpse now reportedly in their possession, Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton say they saw several living family members of the dead Bigfoot in the surrounding trees. The men are calling their beast Rickmat, after themselves. The corpse of Rickmat, along with video footage and "DNA evidence" will be presented in public tomorrow. You can check out the Bigfoot tracker website for more information, or to buy expensive t-shirts.

In honor of this exciting development, I thought it might be fun to look at some of my favorite Bigfoot literature. I only know of two examples, but both are absolutely terrific.

Ron Carlson's two stories "Big Foot Stole My Wife" and "I Am Bigfoot" are both available in his selected stories, A Kind of Flying. If the titles alone don't make you want to read them, I don't know how to get through to you.

Also, if you haven't read the books In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot, Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir and Bigfoot: I Not Dead by Graham Roumieu, please do yourself a favor. (You can peek inside them on Amazon before buying them at your independent bookseller). Roumieu's drawings and words are both hilarious and heart-string-tuggers. Here's an example from Bigfoot's "Self Improve" list in I Not Dead:

Bigfoot got get more perfect.
Refine Bigfootocity. Pull together.
Think outside box. Lose ten pound.
Learn speak the French. Ballroom dance.
Demonstrate superior knowledge of
fine wine at dinner party in charming
non-pretentious manner.
Be Oscar Wilde of woods.
It so hard.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Why Books Can Be So Vivid and Compelling

Science and literature meet in New Scientist's article, "Why real and imagined disgust have the same effect." In a recent study at the University of Groningen, medical scientist Mbemba Jabbi and his team discovered that the same regions of the brain that are activated when an individual either sees someone who is experiencing a feeling of disgust or delight or experiences it himself, are also activated when this feeling is imagined.

This explains why, when reading a work like Caitlin Newcomer's, "Only this Torn Room Forever Sleeps," featured in Issue 42, the reader is at once completely repulsed by her description of bloody, mangled bodies hanging like slabs of meat in a locked room, and also completely fascinated by it, compelled to keep reading. This also occurs with strong feelings like delight and fear. One important aspect of the study revealed that books and movies can activate this same physical and psychological response-- good news for the literary world in a society that is so surrounded by visual media.

You can now be assured that you will still be fascinated, horrified, and delighted if you choose to pick up a novel. Science bids you to read, so come on. You can't argue with science.

Read Dr. Jabbi's full study, A Common Anterior Insula Representation of Disgust Observation, Experience and Imagination Shows Divergent Functional Connectivity Pathways, and see his biography here.

The Literary Guide to the World

Have you all seen this? I just found it, and am enamored! Salon.com's Literary Guide to the World features guides on the literature ("fiction, history, memoir or otherwise") of locations all over the world. Salon's book editor, Hilary Frey, thought of the idea when a friend gave her a copy of City of Djinns: A Year in Delhi by William Dalyrmple to read during her trip to India. The book, she says "became my traveling companion -- pointing out the sites, teaching me Delhi's complicated and storied history, cracking jokes that were much funnier in India than at home. Dalrymple, even more than Mr. Vijay, who ran our very necessary car service, showed me the city. His book was indispensable -- and a delight."

After her trip, The Literary Guide to the World was born. This summer, two new locations are chosen each week; in the fall one will be profiled. From Zimbabwe to The Alps to Havana to Armenia, each article recommends the best books from those who know these places first-hand.

As a Philadelphia native, I was especially impressed to see The Jersey Shore on the list. In my opinion, you haven't lived until your slice of Mack & Manco pizza has been stolen from right near your face by a seagull on the boardwalk. Or, until you've read about it.

In somewhat related news, London has been named the top literary destination in a top-ten list from Reuters. Says Publishers Weekly about the verdict, "Whoever made up this list is a literary dunce. In fact, London had to import most of its famous writers (let’s start with Shaw and Wilde) from Dublin. There have been more quality writers in the last century per square block in Dublin and New York than any other place in the world. James Joyce and Norman Mailer, celestial drinking pals, are reportedly livid."

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Cup of Ambition: The Librarian

We've all heard it before, at dinner parties, from relatives, from our therapists: "Oh, you write. Does that mean you'll be a teacher?" Fine, fine. We can't make enough money to "eat" or "live" from our poetry. Every MFA graduate knows the horrible feeling that settles into her stomach as graduation approaches. You finished a whole book!, you keep telling people. And still, no prospective employers come a-calling. Here at HFR, we know how you feel. We thought it might be interesting to take a closer look at some jobs we writers and lovers of books might enjoy. Or do enjoy. Or have tried, and regret. This regular post, A Cup of Ambition, will talk to those in-the-know about what the working world is really like.

Meet our second guest...
Melanie Edens, Adult Services Librarian, Readers Services specialist, Glendale Public Library, Main branch Glendale, Arizona


I’m a reference librarian at the library, spending about half of my time working with the public answering questions about everything from the latest book from a bestselling author to the one I got this morning- “what’s a pawpaw?” (a fruit that grows in the Ozarks that looks very much like a mango but tastes more like a banana). Officially, I plan, organize and supervise literary/reading related activities within the library system. I order books for the collection, as well as DVDs and other materials. We also provide email reference at the Glendale Public Library (now those questions can get really strange…).

How did you get to be a librarian?
I have a BFA and an MA in Dance. After realizing that I needed a career that would pay the bills, I applied to the library science program at UCLA and got my MLS in 1990. I have always loved reading and worked in bookstores for years, so it was a great choice. I actually wrote my MLS thesis on researching dance at the UCLA libraries.

The Good Stuff
My favorite thing I do is lead book discussion groups. I have a monthly fiction group and a quarterly non-fiction group. The fiction group has been meeting for 12 years and has grown from 6 members to a whopping 22 (very civilized group, otherwise not everyone would get a chance to talk!). The non-fiction group was created two years ago by popular demand from the fiction group members. I guess the most exciting part of my job is talking about books with other people; connecting people with just the right book and having them return later for another book because I was able to suggest something they really liked. It’s a real thrill to send a teenager home with Ray Bradbury when he thinks reading means Ethan Frome.

The Bad Stuff

The library is a big, free, public place, which is a wonderful thing and also a not so wonderful thing. I dislike demanding or rude people that don’t respect the library or books or reading and just come in for the free internet access. But just when I want to scream I see Emily (NAU student who spends the summer here) and I know that she will have several new authors that we can talk about and I can share a few new ones with her. Ahhhhh…. Happiness.

Surprise Me
Librarians, especially at public libraries, have kind of an accidental celebrity status in the community. I was in Safeway the other day and a couple that comes in every week was so excited to see “their” librarian in the grocery store. They asked me which salsa I preferred (really) then told the checker that I could find ANY book or ANY bit of information, just ask me. It’s nice to know that we affect lives in a good way. And, librarians don’t “shush”.

Spin a Yarn
I’ve been helping a guy named Charles for several months. He’s got terminal cancer and he’s in his early 30s. He really wants to go back to college and I’ve been assisting him with research on schools, grants, etc. Every time he comes in we learn more about each other; he loves art, he used to travel, he knows that I was a dancer before I became a librarian. His family thinks he’s nuts for going back to school (he wants to be a therapist for cancer patients) but he has told me that he’s not ready to give up. I love his energy and enthusiasm, and that in some small way I have been able to help him follow a dream or increase his quality of life.

Who makes a good librarian?
Librarians need to be “people” people. You need to be able to communicate well and be willing to help all types of people with every imaginable question or problem (at least in the public library). Loving books is essential. And it helps if you see yourself as a kind of sleuth when it comes to answering the most difficult or bizarre questions.

How Do I Become You?
I think it’s important to volunteer in libraries or work in a paraprofessional capacity to get a sense of what goes on in libraries. For schooling, almost any undergraduate degree will work (even dance!), and then a Masters in Library Science is essential. And there are so many types of libraries,it’s a really flexible degree. I love being a public librarian, but there’s academic, special, law, music, medical, corporate, etc. Even NPR has librarians!

Writers in the Library World
I think librarianship would be a great career for writers. You have the love of words, books, communication. Librarians write a lot on the job; everything from bibliographies and book discussion questions to grants and blogs!

Frank O'Hara Goes Prime Time

Publisher's Weekly reports that, thanks to an episode of the TV series Mad Men, year-to-date sales of Frank O'Hara's Meditations in an Emergency are up 218%.

Now I just need someone on Lost to mention that my MFA thesis is available for check-out at my university library.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Literary Canada

Nearly a year ago, The Penguin Book of Canadian Short Stories was published. The anthology was selected and introduced by award-winning writer Jane Urquhart, and includes stories by major literary figures such as Mavis Gallant, Carol Shields, Alistair MacLeod, and Margaret Atwood, and wonderful stories by younger writers, including Dennis Bock, Joseph Boyden, and Madeleine Thien. It was called (by the publisher) "the most diverse and definitive collection of our nation's literature ever published."

Now, two Canadian magazines beg to differ. The New Quarterly and Canadian Notes and Queries have joined forces to celebrate stories by 20 writers (10 in each magazine) they were surprised the Penguin Book didn't include. To hear more about "one of the sharpest literary debates this country has ever seen," see the full story from The Toronto Star.

I'm a fan of a hot literary debate any day, though I have to admit I feel a little in the dark about this one. HFR has published its share of Canadian writers ("Big Baby" by Karina Fuentes in issue #39 is one of my favorites), but I don't pay as much attention to our neighbors to the north as I probably should. In the interest of changing that, here are some Canadian literary journals to pay attention to (in addition to the two listed above):

The Fiddlehead - First published in 1945, it is Canada's longest living literary journal.
The Malahat Review
sub-TERRAIN
The Antigonish Review
Event Magazine
Descant
PRISM International
West Coast Line

For a more complete list of literary journals and some brief descriptions, check out the Canadian Literature Centre (yes, Centre!).

Congratulations to Nancy K. Pearson!

Nancy K. Pearson's manuscript has been chosen from several hundred submissions as the winner of the 2008 Perugia Press Prize. The prize is a national poetry award for first or second books by women. The poem "To the High School Prom Queen," which is part of the manuscript, was published in issue #42.

Kim Addonizio says, “Nancy Pearson's poems are rife with the urgencies of constructing a self. It is a harrowing, hard-fought project. As one poem asks, ‘ By what small margins do we survive? ’ This is a book fiercely in love with the world, a book that unflinchingly examines what can keep someone from inhabiting that world, whole. Two Minutes of Light is a startling, luminous, and moving first collection.”

Nancy K. Pearson, originally from Chattanooga, Tennessee, received her MFA from George Mason University. Recently, she completed two seven-month poetry fellowships at The Fine Arts Work Center in Provincetown. An avid runner and cyclist, she now lives on Cape Cod with her partner.

To learn more about Two Minutes of Light and Perugia Press, please visit their website.

Two New Tools of the Trade

How Fiction Works, by James Wood
From the publisher: In the tradition of E. M. Forster’s Aspects of the Novel and Milan Kundera’s The Art of the Novel, How Fiction Works is a scintillating and searching study of the main elements of fiction, such as narrative, detail, characterization, dialogue, realism, and style. In his first full-length book of criticism, one of the most prominent critics of our time takes the machinery of story-telling apart to ask a series of fundamental questions: What do we mean when we say we ‘know’ a fictional character? What constitutes a ‘telling’ detail? When is a metaphor successful? Is realism realistic? Why do most endings of novels disappoint?

See more reviews and information at Slate, the LA Times and Amazon.

The Autobiographer’s Handbook: The 826 Valencia Guide to Writing Your Memoir
From the publisher: In The Autobiographers Handbook, you’re invited to a roundtable discussion with today’s most successful memoirists. Let Nick Hornby show you how the banal can be brilliant. Elizabeth Gilbert will teach you to turn pain into prose. Want to beat procrastination? Steve Almond has the answer. Learn about memory triggers (Ishmael Beah: music) and warm-up exercises (Jonathan Ames: internet backgammon). These writers may not always agree (on research: Tobias Wolff, yes, Frank McCourt, no) but whether you’re a blossoming writer or a veteran wordsmith, this book will help anyone who has ever dreamed of putting their story on paper, on writing themselves into existence.

See more reviews and information at Publisher's Weekly and Amazon.

More Interesting Submission Calls

Call For Submissions: The New Anonymous
Announcing The New Anonymous (yet another literary magazine!), a print journal whose contributors and editors will remain forever nameless. Not only will all work be published anonymously, but The New Anonymous will blindly screen and edit its submissions, i.e., the submission, editorial, and publishing process will be anonymous from beginning to end. Our goal is to serve as a safehouse where writers—both up-and-coming and well established—can not only question the creative process but also, in the words of Freud, "play."

We are now reading submissions in all genres for our upcoming debut issue and hope you'll join us in this unique endeavor. For submission guidelines and more information, visit our website Deadline for this issue: December 1. Questions? E-mail us: thenewanon(at)gmail.com.

Descant 2009 Themed Call
As well as an open call for unthemed submissions to our journal, Descant is looking for special submissions for the following future themed issue: Writers in Prison (deadline: July 01, 2009)

Consider whether this is a man,
Who labours in the mud

Who knows no peace

Who fights for a crust of bread

Who dies at a yes or a no.

– From "Shema" by Primo Levi
(Translated by Ruth Feldman and Brian Swann)

As Socrates sits in prison awaiting his execution for the crime of corrupting the youth of Athens, his friend, Crito, visits and offers an opportunity for escape. What follows is a famous dialogue between the two men concerning the nature of justice, imprisonment and art. Centuries later this discussion continues and evolves, and the prison has become a symbol and institution with many different meanings, personal, social and political. In fall 2010, Descant aims to further and challenge the discourse on the nature of the prison, confinement and exile. We want to hear and know the voices, the rhythms and the shapes of captivity, the histories, contexts and politics of this particular social exile especially by those who have been directly affected by the prison system.
– Guest editors, Matt Carrington, Katie Franklin and Jason Paradiso

Mississippi Review, Oct 2008: Ekphrasis
So many things to look away from—wars, genocide, criminal politicians, the abrogation of the Bill of Rights, a disappointingly familiar national election. Perhaps you’re turning your attention to the visual arts instead, losing yourself in Rothko’s color fields, riding the energy of a Kandinsky, or letting Caravaggio show you that everything you thought about faith was wrong. Sure it’s escapism, but isn’t this the perfect time for it?

Ekphrasis—employing one art to describe another art. Literary ekphrasis has been around since Homer suspended the action in The Iliad long enough to exhaustively describe the shield of Achilles. The figures on Keats’s Grecian urn, the twisted countenance of Oscar Wilde’s Dorian Gray, and Dorothea Brooke’s tour of the Vatican galleries all come to us through ekphrastic expression.

We are seeking ekphrastic poems, stories and personal essays that take a moment, or even several pages, to depict, contemplate, and speculate upon visual works of art. Please submit by e-mail only to issue editor Jane Armstrong at jarmstrong@mississippireview.com Send up to three poems, ten pages max or prose up to 4000 words. Attach the work in Word or RTF format. Deadline: September 15, 2008

A new quarterly online poetry journal, use these words, seeks submissions.

Along with a brief contributor's note, send 1-3 poems using the following words to usethesewords(at)gmail.com.
fiddle, sleep, window, lip, fish, shoulder, pluck
Please paste your poems into the body of your e-mail. Attachments will not be read.

Terrain.org: A Journal of the Built & Natural Environments
An award-winning international online publication seeks poetry, essays, fiction, articles, reviews, and artwork for upcoming theme-based issues: Symbiosis, Borders & Bridges, and Virtually There. View issues and submission guidelines on our website.

Our next issue is No. 23, and submissions are due by December 1, 2008, for January 10, 2009 publication.

Freedom Tower Poetry Competition
This poetry competition is launched by Tapestries Anthology, its focus is to celebrate the construction of the Freedom Tower as a memorial at the World Trade Center, New York, New York. The themes are: renewal, rebuilding, reconciliation, forgiveness, peace, trade and commerce. Poems should celebrate the future.

Guidelines: Only unpublished poems in English. Thirty line limit, any form including prose poetry. No age restriction. Maximum submissions: 3-5; $1.00 each poem. Typed, double space, New Times Roman, 12 point. Two copies, one with name, address, and contact information. First rights only. Mail requirements: Send submissions with check to: MWCC Foundation Inc., 444 Green Street, Gardner, MA 01440. Memo: Freedom Tower Poetry Competition (FTPC)
Mark envelope: Life Program, Patricia B. Cosentino, Chairperson, FTPC. Notice: No entries will be returned. MWCC will not accept correspondence or phone calls regarding status of submissions.

Deadline December 31, 2008. Reading Committee will screen poems for eligibility. Follow strict guidelines. A panel of published poets will make the final decisions: one winner and 100 Honorary Mentions to be published in Tapestries Anthology, 2009.

NOT A MUSE ANTHOLOGY

Across the broad continent of a woman’s life falls the shadow of a sword. On one side all is correct, definite, orderly; the paths are strait, the trees regular, the sun shaded; escorted by gentlemen, protected by policemen, wedded and buried by clergy-men, she has only to walk demurely from cradle to grave and no one will touch a hair of her head. But on the other side all is confusion. Nothing follows a regular course. The paths wind between bogs and precipices. The trees roar and rock and fall in ruin.—Virginia Woolf , Collected Essays Volume III.

Virginia Woolf wrote that in 1925; in 2008 are we living in a post-feminist age? How do we define ourselves as women? Are we living our lives honestly, completely true to ourselves? If we choose an unconventional life, what are the costs? Not a Muse is about our choices. How we define ourselves as women and poets. How we define freedom. Male writers and poets throughout the centuries have turned to a feminine muse as a creative catalyst. But there is much more to us than providing a source of inspiration. Now, the Muse is finding her own voice. Not A Muse is an exciting new anthology of writing by women from around the world, who look within for their inspiration, whether they embrace solitude, or struggle with it, whether they fight to balance children and marriage with writing, or choose another way.

Deadline: September 2, 2008. Publisher: Haven Books, Hong Kong.

How to submit: Please send up to 3 poems and a writer’s biography of no more than 200 words to: muse-submissions(at)havenbooksonline.com Further queries: Please email Kate Rogers or Viki Holmes at: muse-info(@)havenbooksonline.com.