In So You're Going to Have a Reading: Introductions, we talked about how to prepare for a reading. In Part II, I'll discuss how to react to the inevitable mishaps that happen during a reading.
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In a perfect world your reading will
go perfectly. Everyone will be engaged, and you will not stutter or drop
anything or realize mid-sentence that there is an enormous toothpaste stain on
your shirt. (I admit the last one comes from personal experience).
Alas, we do not, in fact, live in a
perfect world. Mistakes happen! There will probably be a few hiccups- I find
there always is. But they will not ruin your reading! So, if something goes
wrong do not panic. Because you’re in control and no number of silly mishaps is going to
change that. There are a lot of little things that can go wrong but there are,
fortunately, a lot of little fixes as well.
I am a clumsy person, so tripping/dropping
things/walking across flat surfaces is a daily battle for me. Tripping and
dropping your items is an issue that usually occurs at the beginning of the
reading. If you happen to fall and scatter your papers everywhere that is okay!
The best thing to do in this kind of situation is just laugh it off. Everyone
trips from time to time, and being a good sport about it will probably endear
you to someone in the audience (there are legions of clumsy people out there,
trust me). Just take your time getting yourself together and move forward. I
know it’s tough
to have something silly happen at the very beginning, but you have every
opportunity to finish strong from there! If you somehow manage to drop your
stuff in the middle of your reading you can always claim that you are pausing
for dramatic effect.
When I get nervous or excited I tend
to read really fast. I sometimes even skip over words or sentences. If you are
one of those people who reads too fast there are a few tricks that you can use
to combat what I call “read
with speed” syndrome.
The first trick is the easiest. Just remember to breathe. It is not a race,
after every few sentences make sure to take a pause and breathe. This will
remind you to slow down. Another tip that I find very effective is marking my
paper with notes before I do the reading. If, when you are practicing reading
out loud (which I cannot recommend enough), you find a sentence or word that
you would like to stress, make a small mark on the paper that will remind you
when you’re in
front of the audience to do so. Re-typing your work with spaces where you want
to pause or breathe is also very effective.
The last thing I want to discuss is
dealing with awkward audiences. Audiences are wild cards and they sometimes do
things that might interrupt the focus of your reading. I once had a woman
loudly eat an entire bag of Cheetos during my entire reading. Irksome audience
members are not ideal and unhinge your cool. I believe the best thing to do is
to ignore it. There are no real tricks for this problem, unfortunately.
Remember, it is your reading and you want to make sure you can represent your
work as well as you can. It is annoying and rude if you have chatty or loud
audience members during your reading, but that is no fault of yours. Pushing
through is the best option, despite how difficult it can be. It will be
tempting to pause your reading or ask them to leave. But it is not your job to
facilitate the audience, and it is overall in your best interest to stay
focused instead of giving them attention.
So if you have any problems arise
during your reading, just remember to take breath and smile! Deal with problems
gracefully, don’t lose
your cool, because you’re
going to do great.
-Sarah Stansbury
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