Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Website of the Week: Awkward Family Photos


As someone who spends a lot of time on the internet, I have a pretty standard list of websites and blogs that I read daily, and then a fairly broader list of blogs that I will check on when I've already read everything on Gawker. Anyone who has ever had a job with internet access knows what I am talking about: these are the blogs you go to in your "down time," the truly ridiculous websites that serve no other purpose but to make you laugh and wonder, "who the hell is coming up with these ideas?"

Awkward Family Photos is an oldie, but a goodie. I stumbled across it again the other night and like an old friend who went off to college and has come home for Thanksgiving, we picked up right where we had left off: laughs, terrible outfits, bad moustaches.

They are pretty much all gems. You've got Grandma in a clown suit, karate families, and just plain old amazing awkward ones. Seriously though, what was the premise behind this shot? Someone explain it to me.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

NYC & LA: Check out Michal Chelbin's "The Black Eye"

I love Phoenix, but sometimes I can't help but wish we were lucky enough to have all the cool stuff you can get in New York & LA. Michal Chelbin's upcoming openings for her photo series "The Black Eye" is just one of those things that make me drool with envy.

Opening at the Andrea Meislin Gallery in New York today and running through November 6th, and at M+B Gallery in LA on October 23rd, "The Black Eye" is a series of photos focusing on "the world of athletes and performers from Eastern Europe, Israel, and England. The athletes and wrestlers in this series are studies in contrasts: youth and manhood, strength and weakness, tenderness and rigidity, odd and ordinary, splendor and roughness."

Stay tuned for some of Chelbin's photos which will appear in Issue #47 of HFR.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Foreign Tongues: Catalan

HFR publishes contributors from all over the world, in languages and from places that some people (we're not pointing fingers) have never heard of. This recurring post Foreign Tongues will give you a little culture and a little history, a way to better understand the background behind some not-so-familiar peoples and languages.

Josef Piera is a tough guy to research because he hasn’t done very much work in English. He has not been featured in Hayden’s Ferry Review, but I wanted to focus on Catalan, a language most people don't seem to be familiar with. Piera is a poet and essayist. He speaks multiple languages including Spanish, Catalan, and Arabic. He has even translated some of his works into Arabic. Born in Beniopa, a province of Valencia, he is renowned for his poetry and essays in Spain. He is most famous though for his biography of Ausias March, a poet of the 13th century. Piera says about his poetry: "Poetry is what is left after you have had the good times. You eat the apple and are left with the core: that is poetry."

Before beginning this series of posts, I didn't realize Spain had so many cultural groups. Unlike the Basque people (who I wrote about here), Catalans are not of mysterious origin. The earliest known reference to Catalans as a group is in 1120 in an Italian epic poem. Most Catalans are from the region known as Catalonia although there is a large population in southern France. Catalonia is part of Spain though it is an autonomous community, and has been since Franco died. The capital of Catalonia is Barcelona.

About 7 million people in Catalonia speak Catalan, although most are either bilingual in Spanish or trilingual in Spanish and another language. The roots of the language are Latin so they share many similarities with the other Romance languages. They are a mixture of Italian, Spanish, and French. Although Catalan is most similar with Occitan which is another romance language in the region. On a side note, some famous Catalonians you may have heard of include Salvador Dali the surrealist painter, Antoni Gaudi the architect, and Catharine of Aragon the first wife of King Henry VIII.

Here is a link to some of Piera’s poetry.

Friday, September 24, 2010

News Around the Net

Writers' preconceived notions about critics in the face of a bad review. They're jerks, is what they are!

E-reader readers read more books now than they read before they got their e-reader
, proving once and for all that if left to their own devices, readers would much rather never leave their homes.

This literary map of New York teaches me that there have been a whole lot of books written that take place in New York. I assume other cities do exist, but who cares.

Since I haven't posted a silly, dumb question in a while. Who's the #1 writer? Obviously there's a way to figure this out accurately. Only white, male writers need apply, apparently.

You wanted to read past interviews from the Paris Review, right? Right? Well, I already knew, so here you go.

Don Delillo wonders whether words will have the same depth in electronic form as they do on the printed page. I really, honestly don't even know what that means. Do words undergo some mystical change when they get printed? I'm confused.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

New Poets of the American West Reading Tonight!

Join poets Jefferson Carter, David Chorlton and others from the anthology New Poets of the American West for a reading at Pheonix's Puppet Theater, on the corner of 3rd Ave. and Latham at 7:30 tonight, September 22.

Editor Lowell Jaeger says of the anthology, "Collected here are poems about horse racing, mining, trash collecting, nuclear testing, firefighting, border crossings, buffalo hunting, surfing, logging, and sifting flour. In these pages you will visit flea markets, military bases, internment camps, reservations, funerals, weddings, rodeos, nursing homes, national parks, backyard barbecues, prisons, forests, meadows, rivers, and mountain tops. In your mind s eye, you will meet a simple-minded girl who gets run over by a bull, two mothers watching a bear menacingly nosing toward unsuspecting children, and children who have yet to be toilet trained out of their souls. You will learn to reach into the sacred womb, / grasp a placid hoof / and coax life toward this certain moment. You ll teach poetry to third graders, converse with hitchhikers, lament for an incarcerated brother trying to fill the holes in his soul / with Camel cigarettes / and crude tattoos. You will sit at the kitchen table where perhaps the world will end while we are laughing and crying, eating of the last sweet bite. In the short time each of us has in this world, here s your chance to experience life widely and to reflect on your experiences deeply."

Don't Miss your Chance, Sign Up for Piper Writers Studio classes!

Ladies and Gentlemen of the blog, there is something exciting going on at the Virginia G. Piper Center for Creative Writing! For those of you who are not aware, the Piper Center is the headquarters of Hayden’s Ferry Review. Throughout the year the Piper Center sponsors some pretty awesome programming including Piper Writers Studio, community classes for writers of all levels and interests. If you are an aspiring writer looking to expand your horizons, or just learn about writing, the Piper Writers Studio is for you. The Piper Writers Studio offers classes in three formats, 8-week, one-day and online, because we know that not everyone can make it out to Tempe. 8-week sessions are for those of you who want some intensive work, while one-day classes offer outstanding instruction on a Saturday afternoon. Classes are offered in poetry, fiction and non-fiction, so there is writing for everyone. They also offer a couple classes for all genres for the equal opportunity souls out there. Check out all of the class descriptions and teacher bios here!

Website of the Week: inDigest Magazine

With more publications beginning to publish only online, it's becoming easier and easier for people to find new, contemporary writers on the internet. Quantity does not necessarily denote quality however. That's where readers can really come to appreciate magazines like inDigest: they publish quality work on a consistent basis. Whether it's poetry, prose, reviews or interviews, you're going to read some great stuff from some well-known writers as well as new voices in the literary community.

And here's where inDigest has really taken it to a new level: covering art and music in addition to all of the above. Reading about a musician is cool, but being able to then listen to samples of their work is even cooler.

InDigest also hosts a series of readings in both Minneapolis and New York, which is something to be jealous of here in Phoenix.

Plus they've got a blog that is updated daily with literary news and other fun things, like a song made completely from the sounds of a typewriter.

Check out inDigest Magazine, and if you feel so inclined, submit your own work.

Eckhard Gerdes Enlightens Us

We've been in touch with Eckhard Gerdes, who published a fiction piece entitled "Cities" in Issue #35 of HFR in the winter of 2004/2005. We asked him for some advice to give to blooming writers, specifically why new writers shouldn't be pessimistic about embarking on the road of writerdom. Here was his answer:

"To quote that great experimental fiction writer Theodore Geisel, “Oh, the thinks you will think!” The process of writing a novel is a fantastic joy! Discovery, Amazement and Surprise intersect Reminiscence, Recollection, and Reflection. You are standing at the crossroads of everything, and right in front of you is the huge gaping abyss of all that is unknown. You are the one who gets to pick what you want to conjure up from the abyss, how you are going to use it, and where you are going to go. What could be more exciting? Write for this excitement, for the joy and love of doing it, not for any result that comes from it."

In the 6 years since we published him, Gerdes has been consistently published in journals and has put out a number of books. He has also continued editing the Journal of Experimental Fiction. In 2009, Wayne State University Ph.D student Gregory Lattanzio devoted a large section of his dissertation, Fictive Systems: Interfaces in the Postmodernist Avant-Garde, to a study of Gerdes' novel, Cistern Tawdry.

To read his most recently published book, The Unwelcome Guest, which also includes a revised edition of a previous book, Nin and Nan, click here.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Book Review: The Wilding by Benjamin Percy


The Wilding by Benjamin Percy, Graywolf Press, 2010. Review by Debrah Lechner.

In
The Wilding, Benjamin Percy takes on three important themes: the vanishing of wilderness and the impact of homo sapiens on the ecology of our planet, the meaning of family and how it pulls us together or apart, and the definition of what manhood means through three generations.

Percy’s writing in this novel is recklessly passionate, ferocious and fast-paced, but his thinking about these subjects is profound and carefully reasoned. He sees, illustrates and defends the differing viewpoints of grandfather, father and son. He portrays marriage in all of its potential for support and growth, limitations and frustrations. The gradual encroaching of our civilization into undeveloped areas for the benefit of our species, without regard to the detriment of others, is an issue that is explored in all of its complexity. Readers concerned with these issues will appreciate the ideas and insight on these subjects that can be found in this novel.

The Wilding is equally a riveting thriller, where the beauty of nature becomes peril, man becomes animal, and both the natural environment and the societal environment serve to show how wide and how wild the world is, and to what lengths an individual must go to fight for a place in it.

Benjamin Percy has also published
The Language of Elk and Refresh, Refresh. He has won the Whiting Award and the Plimpton Prize and his work has been included in Best American Short Stories. He teaches both as an Assistant Professor in the MFA Program at Iowa State University and as a faculty member at Pacific University.

Visit Benjamin Percy’s website to learn more about the author. Then head over to Orion Magazine's website, where you can download audio of Percy reading "The Heart of a Bear".
You can pre-order The Wilding for your personal library at Amazon.com.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Foreign Tongues: The Basque Country

HFR publishes contributors from all over the world, in languages and from places that some people (we're not pointing fingers) have never heard of. This recurring post Foreign Tongues will give you a little culture and a little history, a way to better understand the background behind some not-so-familiar peoples and languages. Here's our first one!

In Issue #45 Bernardo Atxaga’s poetry was profiled in the international section. Born in Basque Country in 1951 he writes his poetry in Euskara, the language of his people. He says, “If it comes to it, I could make use of my other languages, Spanish and French. A minority language doesn’t imprison a writer for the simple reason that it always come along with another language for company.”

The Basques are a people of mysterious origin and are probably the oldest indigenous people living group in Europe. There are approximately 18 million Basque people or people of Basque decent in the world, with about 2.5 million living in part of Spain and France in what is called Basque Country. They have their own newspaper, radio, and educational system. The Basque country is not completely autonomous; they are still under Spanish and French rule, although they do have a separatist group that is fighting for complete autonomy.
Euskara is a mysterious language with no root in any language known in the world. Scientists and linguists have theories for where the language came from, but no definitive evidence. The language itself has been kept alive due in no small part to the Basque people and their resistance against both Spanish and French governments. It is said to be one of the older languages because some of their words have roots in the word rock, which linguists say could mean the language has been around since the Stone Ages, when stone tools were used.

A list of some Basque authors include Miguel de Unamuno, Jose Manterola, Lucia Etxebarria, and Gabriel Aresti.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

This Week in Literary History: Willie Wonka & HFR Contributors Galore

September 13, 1916 was the birthday of children's writer Roald Dahl. Seriously, where would our lives be without Roald Dahl? For any young bibliophile, books like James and the Giant Peach and Charlie & The Chocolate Factory were the middle men between Dr. Suess and Nancy Drew (or The Hardy Boys - depending on your gender). The natural progression from 10-page children's books to novels with chapters and character development began with Roald Dahl. So thanks old man, I think I read The BFG half a dozen times when I was a kid.

If you thought Charlie & The Chocolate Factory was trippy, watch out for this guy: Ken Kesey, author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and leader of a huge group of hippies who drove across the country in a bus, was born on September 17,1935. We interviewed Kesey back in Issue #10 of HFR where he talked to us about Western heroes, Hemingway and being the first in his family to go to college. Check it out.

Speaking of HFR contributors, Saturday, September 18 is the birthday of HFR's own Alberto Ríos. Ríos is a faculty advisor for HFR as well as a Regents' Professor of English and a poet. Check out some of his work, here. Happy birthday Alberto!

In honor of Mr. Dahl, go check out Hunger Mountain, a literary journal that includes Young Adult and Children's Literature! Exciting!

Website of the Week - Shakespearean Insulter

“To be or not to be” is normally what people quote from Shakespeare, but it's time to take it up a notch. Thanks to the Shakespearean Insulter, you can offend your friends the old school way. Imagine! Insulting people without their even knowing what you're talking about. It's a powerful feeling. If you're not into power - but are up for a good laugh - just take a look at some of these doozies: “You shall stifle in your own report, and smell of calumny”(From Measure for Measure). I have no clear idea what that means but there is lots more where that came from. This one goes out to someone special (you know who you are): “Thou weedy crook-pated canker-blossom!"
Chris Seidel came up with this gem of a website. He's a scientist and a literary scholar. It makes me say to myself, "Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend." Or something.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Fellowship, Residency, Award

Vermont Studio Center - Upcoming Fellowship Deadline - Applications. Due by: October 1st, 2010. The Studio Center provides 4-12 week studio residencies on an historic30-building campus along the Gihon River in Johnson, Vermont, a villagein the heart of the northern Green Mountains. VSC awards a number of Fellowships for 4-week residencies throughout the year. Open to all artists and writers. In addition to VSC Fellowships,a variety of special fellowships are also available for full or partialfunding. Please visit our website for more information and to download an application.

Lynchburg College. Thornton Writer Residency. A fourteen-week residency at Lynchburg College, including a stipend, is awarded annually to a fiction writer for the fall term & a poet or creative nonfiction writer for the spring term. The residency also includes housing, some meals, & roundtrip travel expenses. The writer-in-residence will teach a weekly creative writing workshop, visit classes, & give a public reading. Submit a copy of a previously published book, a curriculum vitae, a cover letter outlining evidence of successful teaching experience, & contact information for three references by October 15, 2010. There is no entry fee. If you would like your book(s) returned, please submit a SASE with sufficient postage. Visit the website for more information. Lynchburg College, Thornton Writer Residency, c/o Julie Williams, School of Humanities & Social Sciences, 1501 Lakeside Dr., Lynchburg, VA 24501. (434) 544-8820. Allison Wilkins, Contact.

ANNOUNCING THE 2010 AMANDA DAVIS HIGHWIRE FICTION AWARD.
When Amanda was writing the stories that would become her firstcollection, Circling the Drain, she worked a number of ridiculous jobs to make ends meet. (At one point she was writing copy for television ads for newspaper tabloids.) Her second published story, "Fat Ladies Floated in the Sky Like Balloons," appeared in the second issue of McSweeney's and was everything we were looking for in fiction—it was bold, funny, experimental, lyrical, and ended without any conventional sort of resolution. She was at her best when she was at her most brave.Her first novel, Wonder When You'll Miss Me, concerned a teenage girl who leaves high school under cloudy circumstances and joins the circus. This memorial award is intended to aid a young woman writer of 32 yearsor younger who both embodies Amanda's personal strengths—warmth,generosity, a passion for community—and who needs some time to finish abook in progress. The book in progress needn't be thematically orstylistically close to Amanda's work, but we would be lying if we saidwe weren't looking to support another writer of Amanda's outrageouslyricism and heart. Applicants should send a work in progress, between 5,000 and 40,000words, and a statement of their financial situation. You may list anyand all ridiculous jobs performed to facilitate your writing, and youmay include two other short pieces, published or otherwise, which willbe read if you feel they would help in the understanding of your workgenerally. The reading group will consist of McSweeney's editors and ahandful of writers and readers close to Amanda. The award of $2,500 will be given in one lump-sum grant, with no strings attached. The deadline is December 1, 2010. Winners will benotified by March 1, 2011. Send materials, with SASE, to: The Amanda Davis Highwire Fiction Award / 849 Valencia St., San Francisco, CA 94110.

Book Review: How They Were Found by Matt Bell


How They Were Found, by Matt Bell, Keyhole Press, Nashville, Tennessee, 2010. Review by Debrah Lechner. Fiction collection.

It’s not what is grotesque about Matt Bell’s characters that transfix the reader, it’s what is so human and commonplace about them. It’s impossible not to identify with even the most psychologically disfigured of these people, and that is one of the elements that creates such urgency to read more of Bell’s stories.

The span of emotional range in these stories is also astonishing. “The Cartographer’s Girl” is one of the most affecting stories of lost love that I have ever read. By the time we meet him, the cartographer is the one who is lost, but he still searches for the girl, making marks on the map of the city:

! is any place she woke up after sleepwalking, any place he found her,
disoriented and scared.

X is nowhere, X is now, X is never mind.
X is all he has left.

In another story, “Hold on to Your Vacuum,” a punishing teacher puts a drill to the head of a pupil who has a difficult time lugging his vacuum from place to place. It soon becomes obvious it is a contest:

And then there is the drill bit again, pressed against my forehead, already biting through.
I say, I don’t want to play anymore.
I say, it’s not fair to everyone I hurt if I can forget about what I did.

I say, You cheated. You never explained the rest of the rules. You never told us there
Was a chance that we could win too.

In the horror of this story, there is a commonality of experience, and its insanity makes perfect sense.

There are many other bizarre pleasures to be found in this volume. The rewriting of Little Red Riding Hood in “Wolf Parts” revives the original childhood horror of that story. The final piece, “An Index of How Our Family was Killed,” is exactly what the title says, the details of events that decimated a family told in alphabetical order. It is innovative and effective. It manages to both follow and depart from a traditional story arc, and because it succeeds in this, it is all the more filled with suspense.

One of the showpieces in this collection is the story “Dredge,” first published by HFR in Issue #45 and then selected to be part of the Best American Mysteries series. Other work has been included in the anthology Best American Fantasy, and his stories have appeared in numerous publications. You can read “Dredge” in its entirety in the archives at haydensferryreview.org. Check out Matt’s website to see some more samples of his work, and then purchase a copy of How They Were Found for your personal library.

Friday, September 10, 2010

News Around the Net

The novel is dying and we have shorter attention spans than ever. So how to explain the health of the "long novel"?

The Man Booker shortlist is out. And people are complaining. Again. Is there anoter award that has spawned an ironic equivalent to the Not Booker Prize? Which, by the way, voting for which was hotly contested.

The David Foster Wallace archive is finally opening at the University of Texas's Michener Center next week, on September 14th.
It will include a live webcast.

The nasty side of Roald Dahl and other children's authors. That is to say, their entire personalities. I guess they were all awful people.

A William Burroughs graphic novel from the 1970's will be coming out in 2011. That's right. It's a graphic novel, from the 70's, by William Burroughs. He called it a "Word/Image" book. He's that old.

More data on the ratio of attention given to male writers as opposed to female writers. It's really not looking good.

A country singer is caught plagiarizing a slam poet.
And apparently, it's happened before. Poor slam poets need to start putting their names on their work, is what this all sounds like.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Unusual Calls for Submissions

New Literary Magazine is Seeking Submissions
Prime Number is a new literary magazine featuring distinctive fiction (flash and short stories), poetry, and non-fiction, as well as book reviews, craft essays, and interviews. The magazine will be published quarterly online and in a print annual. In addition, issues will be supplemented regularly with our Prime Decimals, consisting of flash fiction and short poems. Contributors will include both emerging and established writers. The magazine's goal is to publish distinctive work, regardless of theme or style. Prime Number is published by Press 53. The first issue, online in July 2010, features work by Kevin Wilson, Roy Kesey, Fleda Brown, Anne Sanow, James Harms, and many others. We are accepting submissions now for our regular update feature--the Prime Decimals--and also for the October issue. See the submission guidelines here.

Blast Furnace Calls for Poetry Submissions
Blast Furnace--an on-line, independent literary journal, is seeking new and established poetic voices. The theme for our Fall 2010 inaugural issue is blue collar family life. We accept a few kinds of submission formats: .doc/docx (Microsoft Word) files, OR .mp3/.wav audio files. Please submit no more than three (3) of your BEST poems as (a) file attachment(s), paste the poem(s) into the body of an email, or, if an audio recording of your poem, submit ONLY ONE (1) file attachment of NOT MORE THAN 2 MINUTES/120 seconds in total duration. For submission guidelines, visit our website.

New Madrid Asks for Submissions Involving WaterNew Madrid will dedicate the Winter 2011 issue to the viability of water as resource and symbol. We're looking for submissions that incorporate lakes, ponds, rivers, streams, rain in all its guises (hurricanes, monsoons, floods), rituals involving water, recreational uses of water, etc. We're also interested in work that addresses such concerns as access to water, potability of water, water pollution, water rights, water tables,... and water-borne diseases. Our hope is to explore the threat of water scarcity from the vantage point of a number of literary genres and a number of philosophical, religious, social, psychological and economic perspectives. Submissions will be accepted between August 15 and October 15. Please note: we accept online submissions only. All submissions must be sent via our online Submission Manager. Please see our website for guidelines.

Workers Write! Courtroom Stories
You requested it, and we complied: Issue seven of Workers Write! will be Tales from the Courtroomand will contain stories and poems from the legal worker's point ofview (lawyers, judges, court reporters, bailiffs, and so on). Your story should be set anywhere legal work is performed, but we are not looking for stories about court cases or whodunits. Drop us a line if you have a question. The deadline for submissions is Dec. 1, 2010 (or until the issue is full). Submit your stories via e-mail at courtroom@workerswritejournal.com or send a hard copy to: Blue Cubicle Press / P.O. Box 250382 / Plano, TX 75025-0382/Word count: 500 to 5000 words. Payment: Between $5 and $50 (depending on length and rights requested). We will consider previously published material.

Rock & Sling Looking for Faith-Based Pieces
Rock & Sling, a journal of witness, is now accepting submissions in art, poetry, fiction, and creative nonfiction. We seek the highest quality work, work which embraces, wrestles with, argues with, celebrates and brushes up against our ideas of faith, whether it be on the cultural or personal level. An accepted Rock & Sling submission may not make explicit reference to Christianity, but it will maintain a universal spiritual curiosity. Above all, we desire work which seeks beauty and excellence, in form and in meaning, and explores the boundaries of what we know to be true. Submissions can be made through our website. For further questions, contact editor Thom Caraway at tcaraway@whitworth.edu.

Submissions for Cellpoems
Cellpoems, a poetry journal distributed via text message and archived online, seeks poems of 140 characters or less. In her poem "Poet's Work," Lorine Niedecker said that there was "no lay off from this condensery." We're looking for work that demonstrates the fruit of such labor; strange, profound, weird, and memorable language condensed into 140 characters or less. Checkout our poetry archive (featuring work by Kimiko Hahn, Matthea Harvey,Billy Collins, and lots of other emerging and established writers),and submit your own work at our website. We look forward to reading your itsy bitsy poems!

Poetry Jumps Off the Shelf and Verse Wisconsin Poetry Project
Poetry Jumps Off the Shelf partners with Verse Wisconsin to conduct the Jawbreaker Poetry Project. "Luck of the Draw" is the theme, and poems are sought that touch, in some way, on good fortune, misfortune, opportunities gone awry, flukes, coincidence or second chances. Selected poems will be packed into jawbreaker capsules with candy, gum or toys, and available - along with the possibility of winning a year's subscription to Verse Wisconsin - from a dispenser coined the Verse-O-Matic. This dispenser will be transported to various Wisconsin venues statewide in April during National Poetry Month, then travel with the Verse Wisconsin
editors to events, conferences and festivals nationwide throughout 2011. The poems will also be published in the summer 2011 online issue of Verse Wisconsin. For complete guidelines, go to our website.

Submissions for Onè? Respè! "Expandable" Literary Journal
Onè? Respè! is an online literary journal that showcases emerging and established authors. We accept poems, interviews, personal essays, short stories, articles, or one-act plays by or about women of Haitian descent. Haitian women living on the island or women of Haitian descent living abroad are encouraged to tell their stories. We will feature one author at a time, and our "expandable" journal will grow over the years. Our first literary piece will be posted on September 1st. Submissions are rolling. Our only criterion is quality. To submit, please send your work along with a brief bio to emailwwohd@gmail.com. For more information, please visit our website.

Website of the Week: Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog

Disclaimer: This Website of the Week isn't for everyone. It's pretty nerdy, and for those of you who had to read The Canterbury Tales in college and found it more torturous than being married to the Wife of Bath, it's not the blog for you. All that being said, Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog is pretty genius and funny. The premise is essentially this: take the grand-pappy of English literature and extract him from his home in medieval London, place him in the 21st century with a blog, then wait and see what happens. It's like A Kid in King Arthur's Court, except backwards.

The language is a mix of Middle English and internet-speak, with "Chaucer" making reference to everything from his work "wrytynge of my Tales of Canterburye" to American pop culture, apologizing in one post for his lack of recent entries: "Of late, ich haue ben busier than Britney Spearses PR agentes." Ba-ZING Geoffrey!

The really cool part about this blog is that it is written by someone with some serious knowledge of Chaucer and the world he lived in. Brantley L. Bryant is pretty obviously someone who dedicates a lot of time to Chaucer, and has found a way to make his vast knowledge both interesting and fun.

Check out Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog, where if you are so inclined, you can purchase Geoffrey Chaucer t-shirts as well as a compilation book of some of the best entries.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Missouri Review Editors' Prize

The Missouri Review (who we blogged about back in the middle of August) is currently accepting submissions for their their annual Editors' Prize competition that pays $15,000 to winners in fiction, poetry and essay categories. That's $5,000.00 each!

There's a $20 entry fee, but the cool thing is that the $20 gets you a year's subscription to TMR either in print or online. The full guidelines for submissions can be found on their website, here. Submission deadline is October 1st, so skip Jersey Shore this week and get to work on your writing! Go!

Book Review: Hart's Grove by Dennis McFadden

Hart’s Grove, by Dennis McFadden, Colgate University Press, Hamilton, New York, 2010. Review by Debrah Lechner. Fiction collection.

Every generation or so there’s a murder in Hart’s Grove above and beyond the usual run-of-the-mill, heat-of-the-moment killing, a murder with a certain cachet.

Hart’s Grove is a typical small town in America, populated with distinct characters – from those coping with old age to adolescents suffering through high school – who are also quite familiar. They flow through the locales of Hart’s Grove as generations pass. They grow up, grow old, hope, despair, bond with each other and break each other. They die. Sometimes they die in a way that has a certain cachet. It’s a remarkably full portrait of an entire community told in a series of snapshots in the form of short stories.

Each story easily stands on it’s own as a rich experience, but as the picture of Hart’s Grove itself emerges, mysteries deepen, and some are solved.

As murders and disappearances occur, are sensationalized, are both forgotten and remembered, life in Hart’s Grove goes on. In the story “Glitter and Grace,” neighbors war over the Christmas display of excessive lights, music, and animated characters one of them puts up annually. Put off by the hoopla and the carloads of gawkers that turn around in his driveway each year, a neighbor snaps and erects (as it were) an enormous penis made of snow in his front yard. What small town doesn’t have a story like this? In this case, God intervenes in the form of a warm front that melts the sculpture into the miraculous form of Jesus. Either that, or the miraculous form of Minnie Pearl.

“It was a freak of nature,” Grace said, “a cosmic accident. A happy coincidence.”
“Ain’t that what a miracle is?”
“Goddamn it, Bunny, I don’t know what Jesus looks like!”

But at the heart of this collection of short stories is the theme of consequences accruing over time. The first story, “A Penny a Paper,” is narrated by a child, and amid the innocence of his story the seeds of suspense and discomfort about Hart’s Grove are sown. In the next story, “The Other Sister,” after two little sisters disappear, the older sister develops a secret emotional instability that contributes in drawing her into a sexual relationship with her teacher. The teacher appears to narrowly escape what might have been a one-time mistake, but that’s an illusion, and it’s not until late in the book, in “Bad Actors,” that the reader learns to what extent this particular evil has developed. In “Painting Pigs,” the deeply flawed grandfather of another dead child grieves in his own chaotic but genuine way. In “Bye Baby Bunting,” the father of the same child grieves in his more repressed way. He is haunted by his daughter’s cat, who still lives, but is a persistent apparition nonetheless.

Hart’s Grove is a very satisfying collection of stories, complex and absorbing.

Dennis McFadden’s work has appeared in many publications, including Issue #25 of HFR. You can read part of his contribution in the archives at haydensferryreview.org. Also, check out this interview McFadden did with The Missouri Review. Purchase a copy of Hart’s Grove online from Colgate University Press.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Happy Labor Day!

Typically considered the end of summer, Labor Day can never come too soon for those of us in Arizona. To celebrate not only the slow decline of temperature (102° today!), but also the workers who contribute immeasurably to the liveliness of our country, here's a poem from Issue 26 of HFR, an issue dedicated to the subject of labor.

Luis Urrea
Lines for Neruda

We were the men who worked the machines,
each one annointed with oil on his knees—
when our families dreamed, machines came awake
to search for us. I don't know, I don't know where
poetry entered. The thousand smashed windows
that watched empty alleys, did the virus
of poems blow in them with the night breeze?
Or the poisonous voices of wet oleanders
on Interstate 5, were they calling my name?

The electrical smell, the machinery smell,
the cannery smell, the armpit smell,
the tuna fish smell, the bakery smell,
the gas station smell, the gunpowder smell,
the Thunderbird smell, the V-8 smell,
the dirt street smell, the tortilla smell,
the ashtray smell, the brown teeth smell,
the Tijuana smell, the cheap perfume smell,
the refinery smell never hinted at poems.

The first verse I ever read
was the letter V sketched in a
lemon sky by gulls escaping
the city dump at sunset
cutting through thin clouds
over the projects
going to a sea I knew
was right across the city
but never saw.

Our lullabyes in those years were the inexhaustible keen
of overhot gears beseeching grease. Our fathers' nightlights,
40 watt bulbs strung up on orange power cords: lynched stars
that swung over their heads, their shadows flapped
like wings of the machines. Old angels squinting their eyes
at nudie magazines they couldn't read—coffee break black and white
braille—the smudge of fingers on thighs,
Pall Mall gasps pipelined on high—a touch of paper skin
colder than snow.

How did the Word ever hunt down our hearing?
The engines of hunger drove us deeper to silence.
What was it that urged us to sing? What beat handle
disengaged the gears, by what chain were we dragged
from the brink. To idle a moment long enough to think.
We lost singers each day: one lost to pistols,
one lost to flames, one coughed dry by cancer,
one erased by the highway. Each one wore black shoes
with working man soles, rippled as waves on a tar shore.

The ironwrack pounded unceasing around us,
the glass crash, the tire burn, the shotgun,
the shouting. Blue exhalations sighed from our Chevies—
were the vowels of my song gasping into the air?
Was the ratchet of pistons this consonance drumming?
Why did poetry come forth from cables, from coils,
punctured by nails in veils of rust
to the rhythm of Border Patrol helicopters
made of words like compadre, amigo, esperanza, dolor

to lay mothwings of poetry to burn on my tongue?

Friday, September 3, 2010

News Around the Net

Here's a list of the top ten bookstores in the country. Warning: they're all indie stores. Another warning: one of them doesn't exist any more. I question how a store that doesn't exist is better than the thousands of stores that still do.

A Kurt Vonnegut museum and library in Indianapolis. Is this something anybody else is interested in?

The letter Thomas Pynchon wrote in defense of Ian McEwan about his fight against plagiarism accusations.

What position do you read in?
Does no one read sitting in a chair or something? It seems much more unpopular than I thought.

An awesome essay about slavery in fiction. Great read plus recommendations.

A war protest in Germany consisted of "bombing" the city of Berlin with 100,000+ poems.
Sort of a cool idea, but it had to be traumatic for the people for a moment.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

This Week in Literary History: War, What is it Good For?

This week marks the beginning of September and for those of us in Arizona, this means roughly one more month of extreme heat before things start to cool down a bit (hopefully). It also marks the 81st anniversary of the invasion of Poland a.k.a. the start of World War II. W.H. Auden wrote one of his most famous poems about this day, promptly titled, "September 1, 1939." While it was one of his most successful poems, Auden pretty much despised it. He allowed few reprints, the last being in 1964 along with four other poems and accompanied by the note, "Mr. W. H. Auden considers these five poems to be trash which he is ashamed to have written."

Six years and one day later, on September 2, 1945 Japan formally surrendered to the U.S., thus officially ending World War II. Here's one of my favorite poems about the war. Gotta love James Tate.

It was in the "heat" (get it?) of the United States' next war that poet Robert Frost took his goodwill tour of the U.S.S.R. at the age of 88, on August 30, 1962. Frost toured the country, giving poetry readings to huge audiences and even meeting with Soviet Prime Minister Nikita Khrushchev, which was a dream come true for Frost (for whatever reason). Frost didn't live to see the end of the war (he died five months later and that thing went on for like another 40 years), but he was a trailblazer nonetheless.

War, what is it good for? Good poetry! Like Katherine Hollander's poem, "The Great War" which was just published in the latest issue of Pleiades. Katherine ends her poem much in the same way that the U.S. transitioned from World War II to the Cold War: "the dead come in, / dragging their next war behind them." Pick up a copy of Pleiades to check out Katherine's poem as well as new work from writers like Christine Sneed, Nancy Eimers and Sherman Alexie.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Website of the Week: 300 Reviews

Let's say you are you, but a you with a serious distaste for camouflage. Or perhaps, after years of hearing your one friend talk endlessly about how he ran a marathon ten years ago, you've finally had enough. Or maybe you grew up in a family that didn't hide the fact that the best place to catch up on your Rolling Stone subscription is right on the john. Don't let your feelings of rage or anger or pride bottle up inside you anymore! There is now an outlet for us to express ourselves about the things we rarely get to express ourselves about (like lemon-lime citrus drinks): 300Reviews.com.

As their website states, "We believe cultural criticism can be surprising, funny, and even lyrical, all while maintaining a keen insight into human experience."

This is something that Jonathan Swift demonstrated a long time ago, but 300 Reviews brings even more to the table: "This includes, of course, those topics often left out by our most eminent critics...As such, 300 Reviews began with a basic goal – to find a home for criticism of subjects that are neglected in traditional venues." And the fact that they are only on #62/300 means there is still plenty of room for your diatribe. I know I personally would love to write about how crappy people on public transportation are, but sadly someone has already beat me to the punch.

In honor of Jonathan Franzen's novel, Freedom being released in stores yesterday, check out one reviewer's take on the now familiar cover art.