Oh, you haven't been sad in a while, you say? Well, here's an incomplete list of writers who have died in car crashes over the years. Enjoy.
Who wants a poetry book by Keanu Reeves for $55! Anyone? ... Anyone?! Well, too bad! It's sold out anyway!
Oh yeah, there's this Pottermore thing. It's kinda cool, if you're into that. But seriously! Keanu, guys! It's all about Keanu!
This should help e-book-phobics get over paper withdrawals.
Enjoy the strangeness of literary fame in this one, through the preparation of Jonathan Franzen's visit to give a commencement speech at Kenyon College.