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Saturday, February 19, 2011

AWP 2011 Cover Challenge - Day 3

Our Cover Challenge is rolling along, and we've still got more up our sleeves! Today's question is all about the front cover, which can be seen to the right of this post (no, your other right) or below, on Day 1's post.

Why are there so many locks on the door?

1. So the rooster can't get out and the crazy snowchildren can't get in.
2. Because Homeland Security had announced that the current Threat Level is Orange.
3. The seed of Satan's child mustn't be let out.
4. The locks like licking hands, more for the salt than the cells.
5. Why not? It's sunny out one window and snow out the other, after all.
6. 9/11
7. To keep the children in.
8. Cuz I lives in Arizony! Heh Heh hee!

You know the drill, folks. Deposit all votes in the comment section below (you don't need to be a blogger member to vote!) and stay tuned for the next question! It's bound to be saucy...

12 comments:

Beth Staples said...

I admire the poetry of #4, but I'm going with the plausibility of 9/11.

Gayle Sliva said...

I'm tempted to say because it's my grandparent's house, but they actually had about 10x more locks than that. I'll go with the 9/11 theory too.

alynelso said...

The threat level orange. I like the idea that anyone would actually pay attention to that.

Rachel Andoga said...

My vote goes for #2.

rhovey90 said...

#1 !

Anonymous said...

Answer 5! "Why not? It's sunny out one window and snow out the other, after all."

murrreece said...

Heeding Homeland Securities "threat level" advisory

Anonymous said...

#6

Anonymous said...

Salt licking locks. "Fore!" That number four is a hole in one.

Zack said...

#4 4sure.

Anonymous said...

9/11 Orange ridiculous

Anonymous said...

how about number 2