tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265859646680791397.post4306479791836696635..comments2023-12-15T17:44:30.163-07:00Comments on Hayden's Ferry Review: Halloween Limerick Contest!HFRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16665203051008950989noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265859646680791397.post-29837230801337122762012-11-07T13:33:55.566-07:002012-11-07T13:33:55.566-07:00Gorgon's Coiffure
Medusa bought a platinum wi...Gorgon's Coiffure<br /><br />Medusa bought a platinum wig;<br />she curled and sprayed it up, big.<br />Sometimes though a snake,<br />would wriggle and shake<br />the blonde locks around in a jig.jennine scarborohttp://www.jenninescarboro.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265859646680791397.post-45235475970578088412012-11-07T03:57:33.764-07:002012-11-07T03:57:33.764-07:00It Happens
There was an intelligent ghoul
who top...It Happens<br /><br />There was an intelligent ghoul<br />who topped all her classes at school.<br />She memorised books<br />on spooks, rooks and cooks<br />But fell for the dumb April fool.cathy bryanthttp://www.cathybryant.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6265859646680791397.post-33108421365723868392012-11-06T08:02:18.540-07:002012-11-06T08:02:18.540-07:00Orkin electronic mouse trap
The batt’ry had long ...Orkin electronic mouse trap<br /><br />The batt’ry had long since run dead<br />In the trap ‘neath the mistress’ bed.<br />But a mouse had been zapped,<br />All its synapses snapped,<br />And some flies had devoured its head.<br /><br />What the dame didn’t know was those flies<br />Laid their eggs in its flesh when it died.<br />And the maggots that fested in<br />The rodent’s intestines<br />Patsy Helmetagnoreply@blogger.com